Whatever your relationship situ, V-Day can be tricky. You might be feeling the pressure to buy cheesy gifts by the bucketload, or feeling shit about being alone (and turning to great friends like Ben and Jerry to fill the void). Maybe you've been guilt-tripped into present buying, you've suddenly had the realisation that you actually like the person you've been dating, or you've been so hyped up for Pancake Day you forgot about the whole thing entirely. Either way, we've come to the rescue with gifts you can still order or buy now, in time for tomorrow!
So whether you want to treat yourself, a mate, your S/O, or your Tinder booty call – here are 13 presents to keep you out of the dog house. You can thank us later. Preferably with roses.
For the dairy fiend...
It might sound cheesy, but this present is actually really grate. Nothing says ‘brie mine’ like a Gouda cheese board.
Heart shaped cheese box, £29.95, Pong Cheese
For when you’re skint but still want to wine and dine them...
If you enjoy nothing more than doing cheap and cheerful stuff together, here’s the perfect prezzie: a Wetherspoon’s voucher. After all, what’s better than going out with staying in prices?
Wetherspoon's gift card, from £5.00, Wetherspoon
For the couple who hates cringe
This adult colouring book offers an unconventional way of saying “I love you”. Full of funny reasons why you might “fucking love someone” it offers both comedic value and artistic fun! Ish.
Adult colouring book, £2.99, Amazon
For the boo who needs some TLC (but no scrubs)
If your S/O or platonic bae has been super stressed recently, why not show your support with a luxe candlelit bath? It’s not only thoughtful but it’s also cheap, so you’ll get loads of brownie points without breaking the bank. Prop up a laptop or iPad with Netflix on the loo for the full in-bath cinematic experience.
Scented tea lights, £3.99, Amazon
For the Tinder date you met three weeks ago and have no idea where it's going
Make them a Joey Tribbiani-inspired book of sex coupons. A gift that requires no money, only the most basic artistic skills and ends in sex for you. What’s better than that?
Sex vouchers, free, your house
For your S/O who deserves some real romance
If you’ve neglected the romance in your relationship recently, it may be time for a bit of a Big Gesture. Packaged flat and posted through your letterbox, they don’t even need to be in to receive them.
Bloom and Wild flower delivery, from £24.00, Bloom and Wild
For the romantic dinner you can’t be arsed to cook
If cooking isn’t your thing, but eating really is, this could be your perfect night in. To really impress, set the table and stick it in the oven before your partner gets home. Who cares if it isn’t a restaurant menu of classic aphrodisiacs? A two course meal with a bottle of fizz for £20 is the new oysters. Not too shabby!
Valentine's meal deal, £20, Tesco
For when you just can’t decide
If you’re always arguing over which restaurant to go to or how to spend your weekends, this could be Cupid’s perfect gift. Aldi has outdone itself yet again and released the answer to those couple conundrums – and at £1.99, it isn’t even a gamble.
Decision dice, £1.99, Aldi
For when you want to pour some sugar on your sex life
For the gift that keeps on giving, this Love Honey gift card is sure to spice things up (or at least get them... um, sticky). Get the gift card to maintain the illusion of generosity.
Love Honey gift voucher, from £10, Love Honey
For your sceptical single friend
This hilarious book offers a different approach to picking men. With horoscope-based words of warning, it’s sure to give them a laugh when they need it most.
How To Spot A Bastard By His Star Sign book, £6.99, Amazon
For maximum warm fuzzy feeling with minimal repercussions
They’re obsessed with dogs (ok, ok, you are) but you’re unable to take on the financial responsibility? This is next best thing to an actual puppy! At only £1 a week and regular pictures and updates, it’s a win win.
Sponsor a dog, £1 a week, Dog's Trust
For the activist
Choose love and avoid the clichés. This Help Refugees organisation offers loads of gift options which provide necessities to refugees across Europe. With a varied range of prices, you’ll be able to spread the love in the best way possible.
Choose Love gift, from £5, Choose Love
For you, the best Valentine of all
Step aside Bridget Jones, Dolly Alderton’s best-selling memoir is here. Uplifting, inspiring and hilarious, the book is exactly what you need to get through a single Valentine’s Day. To you, love you. Mwah xxx
Everything I Know About Love , £6.49, Amazon
