17 things no one tells you about moving out

17 things no one tells you about moving out

"People have *very* different standards of living*

No one likes to admit it, but adulting can be bladdy hard. Moving out of your parent's house is the most exciting step ever; it's a new start, a new place, undisturbed parties and FREEDOM. But sometimes, you just don't know what you've got till it's gone. It's true of break ups, tubs of Ben and Jerry's and leaving home. The days of Sky TV, wiped surfaces and back-up loo roll are over, and no-one told you how much you'd actually miss your humble abode (and a night in for that matter)! Sometimes all you need is a dog walk, Mum's pasta bake and Dad's hugs. Sound familiar? 

1. People have very different standards of living 

 

"Not squeegeeing the shower, or leaving a mug on the side can be considered akin to killing a first born." 

-@PetiteBlondine 

 

2. Fridges don’t fill themselves

 

“Heartbreaking discovery.”

- @karenmorrison1

 

3. There are loads of niche cleaning jobs no one teaches you how to do 

 

Cleaning the bathroom is so gross. And mould is ridiculously hard to get rid of. "When do you get your Mum skills?"

@hannahwolff2906

 

4. The biscuit tin is always empty 

 

"It's a blessing and a curse"

 - Holly Bannerman, Facebook 

 

5. Roast dinners never happen  

 

“You don't go to that effort.”

- @sim1lake

 

6. You need your Mum when you're ill

 

"She's just the best nurse ever"

 - @MeganLevers

 

7. How prepared you need to be  

 

"There's always a backup toilet roll or toothpaste at home"

-  Georgia Harvey, Facebook 

 

8. How often you have to hoover.

 

- @LilyPesch

 

9. Condiments are a total luxury 

"The cupboard of chutneys and jams just doesn't exist."

- @hannahwolff2906

 

10. How untidy you actually are

 

Things just don't pick up themselves?

@hannahturner96

 

11. How much you miss your dogs

 

Seeing a dog on the bus and nearly crying...

@hackett05


12. Milkmen don’t come as standard

 

You have to actually go to the supermarket???? 

- @TheGinBoss

 

13. Bedsheets don't clean themselves 

 

Washing your bed linen is just the biggest slog ever. 

- @hackett05 

 

14. Setting up bills is super stressful 

 

 Where the hell are the meters?

 - @MeganLevers 

 

15. Vegetables go off before you eat them

 

“It’s like your money is rotting before your eyes”

- @indyarmstrong

 

16. It’s so cold

 

Yeah, students don't turn the heating on. 

Sam Hunter, Facebook 

 

17. Cake doesn’t make itself

 

“Tea time chats about nothing and everything and with actual homemade cake too.”

- @RosieBBooks 

So what have you realised since moving out? Tweet @shs_street and let us know!